Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
The Weasley Siblings
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
Imagine going to school and all of the computer desktops are set to
This has to be one of the best Simpsons quotes ever because it’s so true for pretty much every fandom.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.